Humor Teacher

It's Easy

         Ali, he is student in a junior high school, he is a son from Director in a big company. But he is vey stupid boy. He must get a bad in his examination. Someday his teacher ask to him, "Ali what happen with you?, If you always get bad grade in your examination, how you can work later?

        "Don't confuse, it's easy, teacher ! I can pay secretaries !"       

Where Is True

         Teacher : "Your father said, you born in LA. But your mother said, you born in Vegas. Where is true?, Where are you born?"

        Student : "I'm born in Philadelphia"

        Teacher : ??????

Surprised

        Girl 1 : "You know, Silvi my beautiful Neighbour ?"

        Girl 2 : " Yes I know, why?"

        Girl 1 : " She is already married a month ago, but still like shopping with her ex teacher!".

        Girl 2 : " Why? I think she is a very good girl talent!"

        Girl 1 : "But , you don't be surprised ! Because her husband is ex her teacher !"

The Most Stupid

         Teacher : "Student, your homework usually you get grade D. Can you explain to me , who is work your homework today? You must explain to me!"

         Student      : "Ok teacher I will explain to you, my father that work my homework today!"

         Teacher      : "Of Course, because today you get grade..... E !"

What the Different?

          Teacher   : "What the Different between marriage period now and period ago ?"

          Student   : " If period ago a women married first and then she pregnant , but if period now married because pregnancy!"

Great Teacher

          "How the teacher can called a great teacher?"

          "Great teacher is a teacher, that always can control their student every time, in the school and in the home!"

          "That's impossible? Because the house is their parent responsibility?"

          "Why not, that is possible, if their parent is their teacher!"

The most Interest

          Teacher  : "From the list of pupil that you note, which the most interest for you?"

          Student  : "Go out to play teacher!"

          Teacher  : "??????"

The Manner

           A: I'm surprised, you always can guess the question that will out of in the mathematic examination. Can you tell me how the manner?"

           B: "The Manner is? That easy! You sit on lap that mathematic teacher! Half hour that question will out of from his pocket!"