Humor Neighbor

The Right

        "Sir, you're really great! We was just one month to be a neighbor but you already know my wife character!"

        "Don't be surprised sir! Because. your wife ex my wife!"

Because Neighbor

        Julia    : "Why you change your profession ?"

        Silvia   : "Because my neighbor advice!"

        Julia    : "About profession, you follow your neighbor?"

        Silvia   : "Because my neighbor is my boyfriend!"

Always Jealous

        Every time her neighbor buy something, Mrs. A always jealous and always request the same item. Of course that make her husband annoyed. If her neighbor buy a jewel, Mrs. A request. Buy a television, Mrs. A request. The point, Mrs. A won't to lose with her neighbor. And someday their neighbor fight because her husband have a mistress. And then at evening Mr. A ask with his wife : "Mama, are you won't like my neighbor, have a mistress?" I am ready to found!"

Which

        Mr. A someday come to his old friend. Not to long he said with his friend "Can I ask you , where is your friend?"

        " In the back house!" said his friend.

        " But In there to be a two women. Which, that use a green dress or red dress?"

        " Both, My friend!"

To Proof

       You as neighbor was understand. Her husband command you to watch her and to proof if her always do adultery or not. Why your self do adultery with her ?

       "Because of that, I want to proof, is she do adultery or not, sir!"

Are You Kidding

       As a neighbor that always live in the neighborhood for a long time, I fell surprised, why your wife still like twenty year ago!"

       "Are you kidding?" my wife know is very fat, and didn't bent, Very different with twenty year ago!"

       "I mean twenty year ago, when your wife pregnant seven month!"