Humor Doctor

To be a sign

        Doctor A smile when he put a thin underwear below a bedroom in the hospital policlinic. But Doctor B calm down.

       "Which woman that hurry up until she forget to wear her underwear?" Doctor A said. Or she usually never wear underwear.

       "Are you sure that is a woman underwear?" Doctor B said

       "Off course, nobody a man used thin underwear like this?"

       "That is you, from now a lot of man used very thin underwear, you know?

       "But I'm sure this is a woman underwear."

       "Why?" said Doctor B with full attention.

       "Look this," Doctor A said and he show the bottom that underwear. " If this is a man underwear usually to be a pock marked in the front. But in this underwear have a pock marked in the bottom?". Doctor B smile while scratch her head.

Great Experience

       On event seminary, Doctor A that have good experience in a venereal disease specialist meet with Doctor B his friend that already serves gynecology specialist. They along time didn't meet, after they meet, off course they talk about their experience.

        "Three year you serves in gynecology specialist, what the great experience that you get?" Doctor A ask with fully spirit.

        "I already make ten people pregnancy," Doctor B answer with a proud." And what about you, what a great experience that you get ?"

        " Same with you" answer Doctor A with a shame. "I were almost ten times influence a venereal disease".

Wage From Cry

    Father invite my little brother to the dentist to pull his tooth. After pull, the doctor request my father to pay 1000 dollar. So Father ask to the Doctor "You just pull one tooth ought to only paid 200 dollar?".

    The Doctor "Right, but your son cry and make my four patient run" 

Eat Until Three Days

    Mr. A sick influence, he go to the Doctor, and then doctor give him a piece of recipe. Doctor said to him "Accept this recipe, every morning you eat once, until three days".

    Mr. A back to home, after he arrive at home, with accurate he cut that recipe to be three piece. Every morning he eat one piece.

Lipstick

    At In that morning, in the Doctor's room, Doctor A see Doctor B kissing with nurse C. They both surprised when Doctor A enter the room. And then Doctor B approach Doctor A even Nurse C go out from room quietly.

        "I swear, I didn't do anything with C" said Doctor B

        "Am I ask you?" said Doctor A with smile.

        If you didn't do anything why you afraid?"

        "Yes because you see like a witness and distrust me already do anything with Nurse C ?" said Doctor B with unlike fell.

        "No no no, I only want to tell you, before you go out from this room better you clean your cheek first, because your cheek have a lipstick......."

        "Really?" said Doctor B surprised quite sure.

        Doctor A smile and go out from the room, and Doctor B with quickly clean his cheek with his handkerchief. A few minute later Doctor B conscious if Nurse C never use a lipstick.